He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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