when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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