I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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