Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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