My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i came on her dog
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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