cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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