ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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