Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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