wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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