just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He better not be in your backpack
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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