I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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