At least make sure they are 18
Why
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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