There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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