I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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