The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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