I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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