whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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