You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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