If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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