I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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