wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
