we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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