Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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