Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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