why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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