Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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