When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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