It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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