Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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