Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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