Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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