so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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