he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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