i just had sex bonerless
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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