if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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