are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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