I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
false alarm, still single
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
