whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you still have your period?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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