How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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