She said her name was "party"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We have started to decorate penises.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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