I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I want her autograph on my taint
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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