doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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