Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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