Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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