she was so not down for the gang bang
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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