Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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