She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I cut my penus on the lid.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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