why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
