quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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