I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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