I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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