its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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