There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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